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Randomness!

2009-02-19T05:24:00.000-08:00

Hmm I'm sitting right here .. in front of my PC wondering what to do! And then a thought hit me! BAM! The voice in my head called to me "Well , Here's a wacky thought.. why don't you update your blog that has been dormant for the past.. umm i dont know... FOREVER!" .And then I said " Good Idea!" . And thats how I ended up here at 7:00 pm on a warm thursday evening!

While I'm here , what should I write about .. Dogs again ? Na-ah! You'd think I am mad! ( er.. i am mad but we'll keep that off the record for now) . Then what else do I wanna publish ! My passion for music ? The Love of my Life (Nick Jonas) ? My College life? No! They're not important at this moment! Oh come on Bhargavi! Get to the goddamn point already!!

So I was thinking about my life.. What does my life have in abundance! Its definitely not perfection! Not poise. Not anything! The exact word I am groping for is.... Randomness! Thats the most perfect word I can think of! Infact its the only word that befits impeccably!

My friends call me crazy , juvenile , bizzare and many other things! Well , I am all of that stuff undeniably. But suddenly it started to freak me out. One fine day , I started questioning myself. Why can't I be normal ? Like everyone else! But I was not meant to be that way. We're all different people . We have different faces ; different attitudes; different personalities and so on.

But for Christ's sake , Can't you understand why I'm drivelling ? I am bored and I don't like my math professor! Do you have a solution for that one? .. Didn't think so!

I like a celebrity who's younger than me! Now , we're never gonna get married! *sob*

I have a man stealer friend who steals all my crushes!And I don't think its very funny!

I need a college that gives me seven days off every week! Anyone?

I want 11 birthdays a year.

And I want my results to come out fast.. I am having freaking nightmares!

*scrolls up and reads the entire blog*

*Takes a deep breath* Not bad.. I have a new blog post with rubbish scribbled all over and a title that perfectly matches! Yay me!

P.S.: Don't write bad comments people. I am a good kid. I am just out of mind.. Thats all! Nothing to worry about! =)

Billy Boy!! :P

2008-07-20T03:29:00.000-07:00

Ha! What can i say about my naughty billiken!!! The biggest brat in this universe! He was naughty when the earth was created . He was naughty even when Jeeves behaved . He is naughty when asleep or when awake . And i am damn sure that he is going to be naughty in the future as well! He should be titled "The Epitome of Naughtiness".

This kid loves biting . He bites clothes , random stuff on the floor and of course people ! Billiken decides to eat only if the food contains the ingredients of love. He tends to develop this slight insecurity if we fail to pay attention to him. We have to keep reminding him that we love him and he is our most important asset. Seriously , these dogs convey so much more than any other species.

Billiken isnt the bravest dog in the neighbourhood . He isnt anywhere near brave. But he never refuses to try. He gets involved in fights with other dogs and obviously , gets hurt . Isnt it funny how both Jeeves and Billiken are such cowards!

Billiken is different from any other dog. Especially his eating habbits ! He eats almost everything like vegetables , vathakozhambu! Whoa! i seriously wonder if he really is a dog ! And Billy loves playing running and catching with me around the house. Its awesome fun!

The most irritating yet adorable characteristic of Billiken is the way he keeps us up all night with his antics. This incident happened a few weeks back . To complete my usual day , i went to bed and dozed off. I suddenly felt the presence of a living object near me . I felt it . No it wasnt a pillow. I opened my eyes and guess who! Mr. Naughty (Billiken) . I was damn sleepy , i just ignored him and kicked him out of my bed. The next morning i wasnt even sure if Billiken's coming to my room was real or just my crazy dream. I mentioned this to my mom and she was positive that it was my dream , cause "billiken will never walk into our rooms at night". He repeated himself the following night too , but this time i was wide awake. I shoved him away a couple of times , to be exact 6! But he was relentless. Oh! Dash it ! it was already one thirty at night! But he wasnt planning to give up. Later that night , when my dad walked in to check on us , he found Billiken sleeping between my sister and me. Things like this are pardonable once in a while , but not everyday.

Whatever be it , Billiken is adorably annoying and we just have to take it , or learn to live without him. Well , i personally consider the second option majorly insignificant! So , Yay Billiken!

The best companions ever!

2008-07-16T02:12:00.000-07:00

Summer vacations are nothing new.. I ve been enjoying them every year. But this time it was different. That was because holidays after twelfth boards is like a never ending pit filled with one element - Boredom. But i realised one thing this summer. Dogs are the best companions of man! I spent all my time pampering two of the most adorable dogs in the world. They re Jeeves and Billiken. Though it was a little irritating now and then , i thoroughly enjoyed myself . They both walked into my lives as mere street dogs but now they mean more than anything else to me.

One fine January morning , i spotted a white and brown dog sleeping under a two-wheeler. It looked so much like 'Shengu' ( Our old dog who left us sobbing on the 20th of November, 2005) . We started feeding him and officially accepted him as a part of our family. I was quite obsessed with P.G.Wodehouse's books then , so i named him Jeeves . I thought he'd be smart just like Bertram Wooster's personal gentleman , Jeeves from the "Jeeves and Wooster" series . But things turned out differently. My Jeeves turned out to be a total duffer in a cute way! Every action of his was adorable until he fell in love with a Black Dog which looked like a pig.

Jeeves wouldnt eat on time. He wont play with me. He spent all his time with that big black dog. Things were working out well for both of them until Jeeves's girl started seeing someone else . A big light brown handsome dog. Jeeves was furious and ended up fighting with that dog all the time. It took sometime for Jeeves to get over the pain of losing his love. ( Seriously LOL.. How much drama involved in a dog's life! ) Anyways he is happy with his new girl now :)

With the passage of time i observed too many changes in Jeeves' behaviour . He grew from a mature , poised dog into a naughty and playful dog. ( How cool is that!) He plays like a kid. Drags doormats , hides under the bed , chases cats around (that is so like a dog) and so on . He used to be this BIG foodie who lived for eating and all of sudden he became damn stubborn and choosy. He acquired a habit of running away from food and i had to follow him all the way to make him eat. Whew! that was a quite a chase!!

Jeeves is usually a coward but tries to hide that nature of his under his wannabe-hero act. He tries chasing cats and goats in the vicinity but will fail. One interesting incident happened while he was chasing a black cat . Jeeves spotted a black cat on the road and decided to scare the poor animal. He chased it with a great deal of confidence and expected mild success out of it . He growled when he got closer to the cat . Cats usually run away on being chased by dogs but this one was different. It probably had one of those cat intuitions that recognised jeeves' cowardice and hence it decided not to back off. So when Jeeves growled , the cat mewed back wildly and the obvious happened. Jeeves ran for the hills and the cat won!! Thats my Jeeves!!!

Thats not all. Feeding jeeves is even more complicated than a fighting with a bull. I am too frustrated to reminisce now . So i ll just give you gist of what happened today. Like every other day, Jeeves made a big fuss about eating because he is too proud to eat when asked to. The scenario goes like "O! Your Highness! The whole world is at your feet! Please , Accept our humblest offering and feast on it forgiving our impertinence" . No Really!! Thats his attitude! I literally was running around the house yelling for jeeves to come back and take his food . But did he do that ? No! He kept running away hiding in odd places that i couldnt get into. And he likes playing this game called " Roll my food on the floor" . Consider a biscuit - full size, Step number 1 - Break it into tiny fragments . Step number 2 - "Jeeeeeeeeeeeves" . Step number 3 - roll it on the floor . Step number 4 - "Where did the food disappear!" . Lol.. such a playful kid. For some strange reason Jeeves doesnt like his plate . He prefers the floor or my hand ( Now thats sweet! ) :) . But still , Jeeves is crazy . You should ve seen me today . I was all drenched in sweat . Feeding Jeeves is quite a work out!! Hey Jeeves! If you re reading this now (wait a minute..Dogs dont read.. but still..let me go on).. listen good ... " You re one heck of a dog.. but you re so freaking irritating.. and you torture me like hell.. bark at everything..run like a madcap..despite all this , it so happens that i love you " :)